Category: Humour

Christmas and New Year 2019-2020 Opening Hours

The Support and Network Operations Teams will be continuing to work 24 / 7 / 365 as usual, managing and monitoring all the datacentre, network, servers, managed systems and automation services. Our Administrative staff will be taking a break over the Christmas and New Year period. Astutium Ltd will be operating a reduced Sales and …

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Christmas and New Year 2018-2019 Opening Hours

The Support and Network Operations Teams will be continuing to work 24 / 7 / 365 as usual, taking care of the datacentre, network, servers, managed systems and automated systems, the administrative staff will be taking breaks over the Christmas and New Year period. Astutium Ltd will be operating a reduced Sales and Accounts Team …

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Christmas and New Year 2017-2018 Opening Hours

2017 Astutium Christmas Card

The Support and Network Operations Teams will be continuing to work 24 / 7 / 365 as usual, taking care of the datacentre, network, servers, managed systems and automated systems, the administrative staff will be taking breaks over the Christmas and New Year period. Astutium Ltd will be operating a reduced Sales and Accounts Team …

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Christmas and New Year 2016-2017 Opening Hours

The Support and Network Operations Teams will be continuing to work 24 / 7 / 365 as usual, taking care of the datacentre, network, servers, managed systems and automated systems, the administrative staff will be taking breaks over the Christmas and New Year period. Astutium Ltd will be operating a reduced Sales and Accounts Team …

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Simple Explanation of the Snoopers Charter

The always-superb Cassetteboy puts the explanation of the #IPBILL to music … If you’re not worried about the Investigatory Powers Bill (aka the Snoopers’ Charter), you don’t know enough about it

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Famous (dead) comedians best sketches redone for the techno-age

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were still alive, their infamous comedy sketch “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this … Costello telephones a computer retail chain picked from the Yellow Pages ABBOTT: Super-Duper Computer Sales. How can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and …

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